Imagine watching porn in your room, hearing the footsteps of your mother coming up the stairs, and having the website freeze on you. Panic sets in. What do you do?
For one unfortunate victim who shared this exact situation on Twitter, his only option was to smash his screen. Sure, he could've simply closed the laptop or taken out the battery, but in the heat of the moment, logic tends to be thrown out the window.
Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. pic.twitter.com/duxjrgv987
— Denzel (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015
Let's be honest, if you watch porn, you've probably found yourself in a similar situation as poor Denzel. I've definitely been caught with that deer-in-headlights look before.
Responding to the unfortunate mis-fap, Pornhub has offered Denzel a helping hand (NO! Not for that!). The company plans to send him a brand new PC, free of charge, "in exchange for his clear sense of loyalty to the site."
“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan," said Pornhub Vice President Corey Price.
"It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good wank within the security of their rooms. We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
.@DenzelMichaelUK we heard about ur recent tragedy, so we’re snding u a brand new pc for being a loyal fan chk it out pic.twitter.com/09oQ10NUN0
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 14, 2015
Take note, companies. This is how you treat a loyal customer. My only question is how Denzel plans to explain to his mother why Pornhub sent him a free laptop.
