April Fool’s 2017: ThinkGeek now ‘offering’ a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

Some of these things need to be real.

Bicycle Horn of Gondor

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

Swim Desk

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

YASS Cat-apult

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

Westworld Full-Body Snake Temporary Tattoo

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

Where's Barb?

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

Shazam the Movie on VHS

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

It might be worth noting that you can't actually buy any of items, and if you attempt to, you will be met with a rather…salty message. 

Source: [ThinkGeek]

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

April Fool's Day is not only a day to prank the people you love (or hate), but it's also a day to browse the internet happening upon fake items appearing out of nowhere that you actually want. ThinkGeek is one of those places as they have just "revealed" nine new items, some of which, like the Hot Pockets sleeping bag or the Where's Barb book totally need to be a thing someday.

Here's a look at all nine items:

The Hot Pockets Sleeping Bag

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

The Swear Jar

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

The Tentacuddle Wrap

April Fool's 2017: ThinkGeek now 'offering' a Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, a real life Swear Jar, and more

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