The most awesome of Splatfests has come to an end. Team Autobots won in popularity, but were simply mowed down by their superior, and much better looking, Team Decepticon rulers. Team Autobots did their namesake's leader proud by playing as he lived: Short bouts of fighting between rolling over and dying at the hands of the Decepticons.
It looked something like this.
In fact, Team Decepticons handed Team Autobots the biggest ass bruising in Splatfest history with a 56% win rate. I'm sure Megatron would be disappointed that his rivals are set to go down in history as the worst Splatfest team to play the game. Maybe they weren't such worthy adversaries after all.
The contest wasn't as close as the final score would lead you to believe.
It could be worse though, Team Autobots. You may currently be the worst team in Splatfest history, but at least you got to rep giant transforming robots, and the honor of playing against Team Decepticon, A.K.A. the greatest Splatfest team in history. That's more than the Europeans can say: They got stuck with Singing vs. Dancing, and being European.