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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is Going to Ruin Your Life

Set for a once-a-lifetime release date of 11-11-11, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is no doubt going to be the most epic Bethesda RPG yet. The official reveal trailer has zero gameplay or details, but it has been confirmed that this will be a direct sequel to Oblivion. I’m not sure why; did anyone even care about the story in that game? After Captain Picard died in the sewers I just ran around murdering everyone and then drew pictures of Professor X in their blood.

As long as Obsidian keeps their greasy, bug-ridden hands off of Elder Scrolls, I will continue being a fan. Too bad the same can’t be said about Fallout anymore…

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