So I was watching this trailer for Senran Kagura Burst, and I couldn't help but crack up the entire time. Yes, I'm that guy who still laughs at how hilariously pervy the Japanese can be. I'm that guy who loads up the trailer above, calls his older sister into the room, and says, "Hey, look at this video game." Yup, I'm that guy.
But the folks over at Marvelous AQL are those people — they're the people who make these types of games and these types of trailers and provide a-holes like me with a good two minutes and 40 seconds of laughter. So for that, I thank you, Marvelous.
Seriously, check out the trailer for Senran Kagura Burst. There are girls with eye patches; wacky jiggle physics on busts that look more like assess attached to chests; and more awful upskirts than you'll know what to do with. The whole this is very funny, so yeah, watch the trailer.
Also, no way this is coming to the 3DS here in North America. No way.
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