Siri offers the best responses to those asking for hints on Apple’s September event

Unfortunately, Siri has no hints on the next iPhone or Apple TV

Apple confirmed today, via invitation, a September 9th event in which the company is widely expected to introduce a new iPhone and a revamped Apple TV set-top box

Typically, Apple's invites contain some sort of clue as to what to expect, but today's invitation only read "Hey Siri, give us a hint."

Naturally, tech enthusiasts turned to their iPhone's personal digital assistant to ask for hints. Unfortunately, she's just as cryptic as the invitation offering such responses as:

"You're cute when you're desperate for information."

"Well, I hear there's something big happening on September 9."

"The only hint I can give you right now is a hint of lime. And that there's a big announcement on September 9."

"Can you get a hint? No. You may, hwoever, get a what what."

"I can neither confirm nor deny that I am not authorized either to confirm or deny that I cannot disclose anything that you would then have to confirm. In any case, I would deny it. Got it?"

"You'll have to wait until September 9. I bet you were one of those kids who snuck downstairs to open presents early, weren't you?"

No, Siri, actually I was a good boy on Christmas. And Christmas comes September 9th for Apple owners, so stay tuned as the company reveals the next big thing next month.