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This Pop-Art Han Solo in carbonite will make you hungry and angry

Pop-Tarts are delicious in how awful, fake and sugary they are, the S'mores Pop-Tarts are particularly fake and delicious – but still edible. Biting into a slightly crispy, warm Han Solo frozen in the sugary icing on those toaster pastries would probably be even more delicious, but it's not happening.

This Pop-Tarts are a lie, they are made out of resin.

That's right, Falcon Toys hates everyone and created a non-edible fake Pop-Tart modeled after Han Solo in carbonite. The creators of this lie understand that if the toy is left around children, they might attempt to eat it — so they suggest that the lie (they call it 'toy/art,' but we know the truth) be purchased by adult collectors. Each Fake-Tart is cast in resin and hand painted, Falcon Tart only created 15 of them and they already sold it. They were priced at $30 apiece, yeah, someone paid $30 for a lie. Enjoy your lie, person.

Tatiana Morris

I work here, so at least I've got that going for me. Catch me on Twitter @TatiMo_GZ

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