With each new generation of consoles, gamers clamor for more realistic gameplay, more realistic graphics, more realistic blood effects. After watching Microsoft's new Xbox One ad, I don't think I want any of that anymore.
"Get lost in a new generation of games," the video teases. "If it were any more real, it would be real."
Sweat, blood, terrifying gashes and hallucinations? No thanks. That's some Stigmata-type sh*t. I'll stick to the lovingly tranquil Minecraft: Xbox One Edition.