Prince of Persia DLC Gets Delayed

If you spent your day at work trying to convince your co-workers that you might have eaten some bad fish in order to play the Prince of Persia “Epilogue” DLC tomorrow, you were wasting your time. The new release date for the expansion that will serve as an extension of the original story has been given a new release date of March 5.

No reason was given for the delay but I’m guessing it probably had something to do with someone slipping on a banana peel which then in turn set off a zany chain of events. Or they’re just adding some dude’s penis because that seems to be the hot thing to do with DLC these days.